When this school year starts for me

i did not realize it till today but like, as soon as i waltz through the school doors the first thing everyone will look for and talk about is how much they changed like the have a bigger butt or boobs, or they changed the color\style of their hair and if hey ask me what is different ill just hold up a muffin and be all like “isn’t this muffin just sooo cute?” it is so accurate that it hurts XD